Free teardown

Send me your site.
I will tell you
what is wrong with it.

A short recording of me going through your website the way a customer would, saying what I would fix and in what order. Free, no call, no pitch at the end. You can take the list to any agency you like, including not me.

Get my teardown See the work first
Five minutes, recorded Within two working days No call required
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(02) The teardown

What I actually look at.

Six things, in this order. Keep scrolling and they move on their own.

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The first eight seconds

What a stranger understands about your business before they decide to stay, and what is in the way.

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Whether it works on a phone

Opened on a mid-range Android over 4G, not on a designer's monitor. This is where most sites lose.

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How fast it actually loads

Real numbers, and which specific things are costing you the seconds.

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What you are findable for

What you currently rank for, what you should, and what your competitors are winning that you are not.

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Where the enquiry dies

The exact step between interested and in touch where people give up.

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What I would fix first

In order, with the cheap wins separated from the ones that need real work.

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(03) Send the link

Send the link.

Two fields. I do about five of these a week, so if I am full I will say so rather than leave you waiting.

I will not add you to a mailing list and I will not call you unless you ask me to. If you want to talk afterwards you can book a call, and if you do not, that is genuinely fine.

Why I give this away.
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    It is the fastest way to show the work. Telling you I am good at this is worth nothing. Spending twenty minutes on your actual site and being specific about it is worth something whether or not you hire me.

  • 02

    Most people are not ready to talk. Booking a call with somebody who sells things is a big step. Sending a URL is not.

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    It filters both ways. I find out quickly whether I can actually help you, and sometimes the honest answer is that your site is fine and your problem is somewhere else. You get told that too.

  • 04

    Some of you will hire me later. That is the whole commercial logic and there is no point pretending otherwise.

Would rather just talk? Book twenty minutes, or call +91 87429 22834.

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